What’s Cancelled Wednesday 9/9/20

Updated: Sep 10, 2020

If these cancellations don’t make sense, then maybe you need to rethink your whole worldview, because it should be pretty clear by now. So here they are.

1. Gardening. What, you think you’re better than me because you grow your own food? Well you’re not. In fact, you’re ruining the environment by doing so. Do you know how much extra water is used to grow a simple garden in your backyard? Way more than it takes hyper efficient factory farms to make twice as much food. You’re killing the planet when you garden, so just be a normal person and buy your food from the grocery store.

2. Fast Food. Some people can’t afford food from the grocery store. If that’s the case, the only option is to grow your own food, or buy fast food. Well, I’m here to tell you that obesity is a disease, and fast food is the cause. And no, I don’t mean the people who eat fast food are the cause. The fast food industry allows people to eat hamburgers and drink soda quickly and easily. The real gluttons in the 1%, are preying on the fat people at the bottom of the ladder who can’t resist their marketing and insanely cheap dollar menu. I can afford 12 Big Macs for $11.99, but I can’t afford actual healthy food, so it’s not my fault, it’s the fast food industry’s fault. The time for change is over. They must be cancelled

3. Fat Shaming. Eating fast food is my choice. Nobody makes me do it and if that makes me fat, so be it. I shouldn’t be punished because of a choice I made. Everyone should validate everybody else’s decisions no matter whether they think the decisions are good or bad. So, if you decide to fat shame me, then you’re wrong and now, you’re also cancelled.


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