Fred of Mystery Inc. under fire for removing people's masks


Crystal Cove, US - Fred Jones of Mystery Incorporated has recently come under public scrutiny for obsessively removing peoples' masks.

The mystery buff claims he has been taking masks off of people since 1969, but that statement is obviously false. Recent information suggests that Jones is only about 17 years old and that he is part of a roving gang of teenagers that uses a great dane as a mascot and a graffitied van for transportation. Their trademark is staging dramatic unveilings of "spooky" individuals.

Since the coronavirus pandemic, however, Fred and his crew have been on a rampage removing masks from strangers. It has become clear to many citizens that this gang is a threat to national health.  

Taking to Twitter after being victimized by the group at a local supermarket, Stuart Weatherby stated, "I could have gotten away with my groceries if it wasn't for those meddling kids! They need to be stopped! #WhereAreYouScoobyDoo".

Jones's whereabouts are unknown at this time, but the gang is rumored to frequent haunted mansions in the countryside. If you have any information regarding their whereabouts, please contact local authorities.

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