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- Aug 12, 2020
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DRATS, FOILED AGAIN: Kamala thwarts Biden with anti-sniff helmet

Updated: Sep 30, 2020

Politics

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"He sees you when you’re sleeping:" Santa Claus #MeToo'd

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Governor Newsom mandates all Californians wear tinfoil hats to counter climate change

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Giddy Kamala Harris counts the days before she takes over for Joe Biden as President

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Media declared 4th branch of government, granted power to appoint president

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Democrats dig up votes just in time

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Dems buy massive suitcase to pack Supreme Court

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Donald Trump wins participation trophy for running a “really good campaign,” but still losing.

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Chris Hansen waiting for Joe Biden as he enters the oval office for the first time as president

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All National Guard members removed from inauguration duty because they voted for Trump

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