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- Aug 12, 2020
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DRATS, FOILED AGAIN: Kamala thwarts Biden with anti-sniff helmet

Updated: Sep 30, 2020

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"He sees you when you’re sleeping:" Santa Claus #MeToo'd

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Governor Newsom mandates all Californians wear tinfoil hats to counter climate change

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Giddy Kamala Harris counts the days before she takes over for Joe Biden as President

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Media declared 4th branch of government, granted power to appoint president

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Democrats dig up votes just in time

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Dems buy massive suitcase to pack Supreme Court

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Kim Jong Un Sells Timeshares in Pyongyang

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SNL moved to Tuesday morning after years of low ratings