Antifa Answers


DEAR ANTIFA,


My neighbors are Trump supporters, have NRA stickers on their vehicles, and signs that read “Private Property, Keep out!” I have decided I am going to enter their home and educate them on Marxism and why their sign is racist! What time of the night should I enter their home?


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MARXIST IN MINNEAPOLIS

DEAR MARXIST,


Those backwards neighbors probably still sit down at the dinner table and eat dinner as a family instead of eating in the bedroom or in front of a TV like regular people. Knowing that, I would suggest you enter sometime in the early evening, maybe around 6 P.M. Don’t show up before five, the patriarch of their stupid little clan will probably still be at work. If you can’t interrupt their dinner, then maybe you can plan your re-education later on during their family game-night. Best of luck, and if they refuse to learn, remember that it’s acceptable to use force if it’s in the name of socialism!

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