Antifa Answers


DEAR ANTIFA,

I want to be able to have nice things, but I don’t want to contribute to capitalism by having a job. Should I loot? Sign up for unemployment?

Please help!


Penniless in Portland (Maine)

DEAR PENNILESS,


The destruction of the state requires sacrifices from all of us. For you, that means, you probably won’t be able to have nice things. It’s time to stop living off your capitalist parents and start living off the government like a true Marxist. Welfare and looting are both viable options, but remember, you can do both!


Starting tomorrow, I challenge you to live your life without giving money to a single large corporation. Steal bread, steal your TV, and DO NOT PAY YOUR RENT. Landlords are the biggest oppressors of them all, so don’t give them a penny!


Love,

ANTIFA

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