Antifa Answers


DEAR ANTIFA,

I live in a duplex with a Trump supporter. Do I burn down his side and risk my own residence? What do I do?

Sincerely,

Flabbergasted over Flames

DEAR FLABBERGASTED,

I’m questioning why you haven’t burned down his side already. Who really cares if your side gets damaged? That’s what insurance is for. Besides, if your home burns down too, the collateral damage is worth it.

Your landlord is the one who will really feel the hurt. Losing the entire building will really hurt his pocketbooks, but he assumed that risk when he allowed a racist to rent the duplex next to yours. So go ahead and burn it down. Don’t worry about the consequences; we Antifa members never do. And give me a call if your get thrown in jail. I’ve got your bail covered already.

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