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Conservatives plot revenge on Democratic Party

Chimpanzees seen building Ark; The Age of Man has ended.

Media declared 4th branch of government, granted power to appoint president

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Biden gives speech declaring victory in Europe

Right Twix conducts smear campaign on Left Twix

Jehovah's Witnesses see surge in conversions as people beg to talk about anything but politics

OP-ED from a Predator Drone: I miss Obama

Narnian Dwarf, Trumpkin, changes twitter handle to disassociate from Trump

Nation on edge of seat to see if we have to keep wearing masks

New York issues "Declaration of Dependence"

Sweet Meteor of Death pleads Americans to stop writing him in; wants nothing to do with election

Democrats dig up votes just in time

Biden: You’re only a Christian if you demand others pay your healthcare at gunpoint

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USPS: all mail to be heat tested before delivery

Top 10 Halloween movies to watch with your toddler

Jack Dorsey - "Can We Even Be Sure History Really Happened?"

Fred of Mystery Inc. under fire for removing people's masks

Jack Dorsey revolutionizes democracy with "Vote By Tweet"