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Oregon makes it illegal to use plastic spoons to heat meth

"He sees you when you’re sleeping:" Santa Claus #MeToo'd

“I grew up around guns,” says liberal anti-gun activist who’s cousin once thought about being a cop

Beached whale cited for not wearing mask on public beach

Pope Kicks Back With A Fat Doob, Says 'Whatever'

Trump Refuses To Play Barbies With Pelosi Because She Won’t Play Hotwheelz With Him

In Tech Hearing, Senators Irate Mark Zuckerberg Won’t Unlock Their Gmail Accounts

Supply of Puppies Soars as Production Lines Re-Open

Simon Peter cuts off ear during mostly peaceful prayer

Gavin Newsom Sees Shadow, Disneyland to Remain Closed for Six More Weeks

Dominion releases new voting machine in preparation for 2024 election

Biden vows to bring back McDonald's All Day Breakfast in first 100 days

Governor Newsom mandates all Californians wear tinfoil hats to counter climate change

Antifa Answers

Power Move: Queen Elizabeth throws hat in ring for U.S. President

Scandal: Local Woman Posted Two Separate ‘I Voted’ Selfies

Joe Biden announces Greta Thunberg will head Climate Change Task Force

NASCAR hires Al Sharpton, Barack Obama, Shaun King to implement “Critical Race-Car Theory”

Correction: Media didn't declare Biden winner, It was Madea

Catholic youth group sells ‘Indulgences’ door-to-door to fund ski retreat