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WASHINGTON - Marxists deposited a giant wooden horse on the White House Lawn, the Penguin has learned. The lifeless statue looked...

MILWAUKEE, Wisc. - The rare, highly endangered Pander Bear was spotted at the Democratic Convention last night. The animal appeared in...

MILWAUKEE, Wisc. - Joe Biden is made mostly of cake, his newest medical exam has revealed. "In the dozens of times I've examined him, I...

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. - The House of Representatives has tapped talent-adjacent person, Ryan Seacrest to host call-in voting for the 2020...

MILWAUKEE, Wis. - A ventriloquist was spotted warming up backstage before Joe Biden’s speech at the Democratic National Convention. The...

Milwaukee, WI - As hundreds of local police departments have refused to provide security for the Democratic Convention in August,...

WASHINGTON – Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez criticized the federal government this week for its massive investment in rescue missions to save...

In a surprise announcement, Joe Biden has selected Barrack Obama as his running mate. The former Vice President will revive what is tied...