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Washington, DC - All members of the National Guard have been relieved of duty regarding Joe Biden’s presidential inauguration. The...

Gotham City, Probably NJ - Following an incident involving a vat of experimental blue goo, president elect Joe Biden has joined Gotham's...

ATLANTA, Ga. - Former Gotham City DA, Harvey Dent has been selected by the Centers for Disease Control to head up a group that will...

WASHINGTON - As he prepares policy for his presidency, media-declared POTUS Joe Biden has proposed what he calls the Louisiana...

Delaware Governor John Carney just signed a historic bill into law. With the sweep of a pen, Delaware now has the strictest gum control...

WASHINGTON - CNN’s Chief Washington corespondent Jake Tapper has implicated Santa in scandal if Christmas proceeds as normal this year,...

Portland, Oregon – New legislation has been passed today causing Oregonians and environmentalists everywhere to cheer. The new law makes...

NORTH POLE – The final days of 2020 bring with them allegations of sexual misconduct against yet another beloved celebrity: Kris Kringle....

HERMOSA BEACH, Calif. - An unfortunate humpback whale saw his week go from bad to worse when he was cited with a $100 fine for not...

OR. - Millions of Oregonites are fleeing their home state after the 2020 elections, The Penguin has learned. Due to decaying...

CHICAGO, Ill. - Strange behavior has been observed at the Lincoln Park Zoo. Zookeepers have observed chimpanzees rapidly evolving before...

WASHINGTON - The United States Postal Service has announced that all mail will undergo heat testing moving forward. The announcement came...

Washington, DC - Twitter CEO and future indie rock sensation, Jack Dorsey received a lot of attention in his recent Senate hearing for...

Crystal Cove, US - Fred Jones of Mystery Incorporated has recently come under public scrutiny for obsessively removing peoples' masks....

ALBANY, N.Y. - Upstate New York store shelves have run bare in recent months. The shortages began as a result of Covid but allegedly grew...

UNITED STATES - The United States Postal Service has begun hiring thousands of Antifa members as temporary workers in preparation for...

UNITED STATES - Presidential candidate Joe Biden once again proved his leadership and influence by unveiling a new police reform policy....

Greeley, Colo. - Local nursing home residents have become extremely discontented over recent weeks. So much so that they have taken to...