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SACRAMENTO, Calif. - California has announced it has executed Professor Oak. Profeessor Oak has had a long history of animal abuse,...

Gotham City, Probably NJ - Following an incident involving a vat of experimental blue goo, president elect Joe Biden has joined Gotham's...

LOS GATOS, Calif. – Netflix plans to option this Sanguine Penguin article for a new original series, Sanguine Penguin has learned. The...

NASHVILLE, Tenn. - Conservative commentator Ben Shapiro has announced his newest venture, a politically themed ice skating...

STUDIO CITY, Calif. - Hallmark is stepping out of their comfort zone with a new twist on their classic tale - this year a woman will...

MAGICAL WORLD OF NARNIA - Trumpkin the dwarf has officially changed his twitter handle to @dlfnarnia in an attempt to sever association...

LOS ANGELES, Calif. - Megastar Chris Pratt recently came under fire for his controversial conservative views. He has since been exiled...

SILVER SPRING, Md. - TLC is experimenting with a new marketing campaign to advertise its lineup of Fall television shows, the Penguin has...

AUSTIN, Tex. - In a TED talk, "King of the Hill" creator, Mike Judge, finally admitted that the beloved show is actually just "Texas...

EARTH, MILKY WAY – Following a summer of natural disasters, mounting geopolitical tension, and deep social unrest across the globe,...

NEW YORK - The Alternate Historical Fiction Society recognized several deserving writers over the weekend by honoring them with the...

Salt Lake City, Utah – The newest polygamy-based spin-off of ABC's hit reality dating show “The Bachelor" ended abruptly after just one...

Gangster rappers have always faced problems from the difficulties associated with trying to achieve fame and fortune to rival street...

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. - The House of Representatives has tapped talent-adjacent person, Ryan Seacrest to host call-in voting for the 2020...

Clinton home, Chappaqua, N.Y. - Streaming platform Hulu optioned the rights to a new “historical” series being produced by America’s...