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Nicholas Connolly
  • Mar 8, 2021
  • 1 min

Kim Jong Un Sells Timeshares in Pyongyang

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Nicholas Connolly
  • Feb 23, 2021
  • 1 min

SNL moved to Tuesday morning after years of low ratings

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Robert McClure
  • Feb 19, 2021
  • 1 min

Local Mom Still Using ‘They’re Only This Age Once’ As Excuse For Extravagant Birthdays

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Robert McClure
  • Feb 15, 2021
  • 2 min

Gina Carano to pilot “Womandalorian” series for Daily Wire

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Nicholas Connolly
  • Jan 27, 2021
  • 1 min

CDC Study: Fursuits More Effective Than N95 Masks

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Nicholas Connolly
  • Jan 25, 2021
  • 1 min

Dairy Queen comes out a trans, changes name to Dairy King

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Nicholas Connolly
  • Jan 21, 2021
  • 1 min

Donald Trump wins participation trophy for running a “really good campaign,” but still losing.

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Nicholas Connolly
  • Jan 20, 2021
  • 1 min

Chris Hansen waiting for Joe Biden as he enters the oval office for the first time as president

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Robert McClure
  • Jan 20, 2021
  • 1 min

All National Guard members removed from inauguration duty because they voted for Trump

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Nicholas Connolly
  • Jan 17, 2021
  • 1 min

Uighur Muslims in China take knee for BLM: “The Americans are truly oppressed”

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Sanguine Penguin
  • Jan 6, 2021
  • 2 min

California executes Prof. Oak for misgendering hate crime

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Robert McClure
  • Jan 5, 2021
  • 2 min

Biden promises to release hostages dangling over boiling lava if Batman will vote blue

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Nicholas Connolly
  • Jan 4, 2021
  • 1 min

Captain Jack Sparrow declares "COVID-19 rules are really more like guidelines anyways"

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Robert McClure
  • Jan 1, 2021
  • 1 min

AOC Graciously Offers To Pay People For Not Working

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Nicholas Connolly
  • Dec 31, 2020
  • 2 min

Andrew Cuomo finishes out 2020 by dropping the ball one last time

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Robert McClure
  • Dec 30, 2020
  • 2 min

CDC hires Harvey Dent to decide who gets vaccine

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Sanguine Penguin
  • Dec 25, 2020
  • 1 min

Child floods market with holiday hug coupons, devalues currency

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Nicholas Connolly
  • Dec 24, 2020
  • 1 min

Rudolph comes down with COVID-19, who will guide Santa’s sleigh tonight?

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Robert McClure
  • Dec 24, 2020
  • 1 min

Husband fails to read in terms and conditions of wife’s “no gifts this year” statement

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Nicholas Connolly
  • Dec 21, 2020
  • 1 min

Amazon releases Echo Chamber just in time for Christmas

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